It’s April! (News Round-up)
Here are the morning news stories of interest. Check back frequently throughout the day because it’s going to get longer. The catch: you decide which ones are really and which ones are fake (no you cannot feel them).
- Never turn a paper in late again.
- I hate stalkers, too.
- Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
- The Web is Closing for Spring Cleaning
- Clinton didn’t pay health insurance bills
- 50 cent sees the light, realizes he’s black.
- Reusable? Who knew!
Ciao tutti
- Em
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Yeah the Google Custom Time Utility – can you imagine anything more scandalous – I especially like the e-flux capacitor technology making this great feat of human ingenuity possible. Let the Meteor hit, we have now done everything possible… Except awarding the Peace Prize to Dubbya…
Well maybe the human race is safe for a while. Put a hold on that Meteor order.
Thar be still one thing left ta do!
FIND ZE WHITE WHALE!