I usually don’t tell jokes. (I rely on my impeccable wit and incisive cynicism.) But I particularly like this one.
So, St. Peter wants to go on vacation and he’s asking God for advice.
“What do you think about outer space,” St. Peter asks.
“Mmm,” replies God as he shrugs his shoulders. “It’s all right, but there’s just no atmosphere. It’s not really that fun.”
St. Peter thinks for a moment. “OK, well, how about Earth then?”
Without hestitating, God replies, “Oh no, don’t go there. I was there about 2000 years ago. Met this nice Jewish girl and they’re still talking about it.”
Hahahaha. That gets me every time. Sad, I know.
But Bollywood and its general yumminess makes everything better:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Wm1KDx2NA[/youtube]
(From Dhoom:2)
